I’m a selfish prick. Good looking, successful, fit toned body. Young enough to do it, and old enough to do it right. I don’t smoke. I’m lots of fun, but I don’t have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I am intelligent and well educated, and don’t care what anyone else thinks of me. I do what I want, when I want… but you’ve probably figured that out already.

If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this: Handsome, cultured intellectual with a big #$%^ and marathon tongue seeks beautiful woman in long term, committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend / husband insanely jealous… for purposes of securing diamonds, Jaguars and new home in a prestigious area or beach front property. Multi-orgasm training included at no charge.